Spare us, Oprah!

The Abuse Scandal at Oprah's South Africa school should come as a shock to no one. It is true that Proverbs 13:24 states, "He that spareth the rod, hateth his son: but he that loveth him, correcteth him betimes." But that refers to discipline coming from a loving, godly parent. Even today's heathen, liberal-run public schools are better than leaving your children with the Antichrist!

Oprah: In League with Osama?

Here's an insightful article on How Oprah Ruined the Marathon. Why does this matter to us? Because it's not just about running--Oprah is destroying America's spirit of competition, the cornerstone of capitalism. God has a special plan for this nation, provided we continue to adhere to the Christian values laid out by our forefathers. Let's not let Oprah lead us astray. Don't just settle for dragging your sorry behind over the finish line--Jesus likes winners!

The Big Lie

Oprah Tops Forbes' List of Power Players
By ERIN CARLSON, Associated Press Writer

NEW YORK - Oprah Winfrey continues to take over the world. The media mogul is back on top of Forbes' annual "Celebrity 100 Power List," which ranks the rich and famous based on earnings and buzz.

Winfrey, who came in third last year, was the top money-maker with an estimated income of $260 million over the past 12 months. She last topped the list in 2005.

"The woman is making history every single year," said Lea Goldman, a Forbes associate editor who oversaw the list. "It's not as if she's sitting on her laurels enjoying the show."

Winfrey's Harpo Productions is a partner on celebrity chef Rachael Ray's popular syndicated daytime talk show, which debuted last September. Harpo is launching its first prime-time series, "Oprah's Big Give," a reality contest in which contestants compete in philanthropy, and Winfrey also produced the Broadway show "The Color Purple."

Friends, the signs are everywhere. Do you see them? Oprah would not be so wealthy if countless millions were not already under her spell. The worse news - the prime-time series. Now Oprah will have access to more millions. In addition to the brainless housewives who have nothing better to do than watch her show and eat ice cream, she now will get her evil clutches into the mindless working class, who will probably be drunk by the time her show airs, making them more susceptible to her deceptions. "The Big Give" is likely to elicit lots of tears, but not as many as Armageddon.

And, Rachel Ray? Antichrist is attempting to permeate every facet of our lives. I urge you, kill your television before it kills you.

Don't Even Get Us Started on Anagrams

It is an established fact that backwards language is a favorite tool of Satan. When popular group ELO sings, "We'll see if eternal life is meant to be," played backwards the message is "For He is the nasty one - Christ, you're infernal." In Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven, the backwards lyrics say, "Satan is Lord," "I'll give you 6-6-6," "Jesus betrayed us," and "I sing because I live with Satan." And, of course, the words to the Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps" backwards are as follows:

Knurt ruoy edisni knuj taht lla?
Knuj taht lla htiw od 'nog uoy tahw?

We don't even want to know what that means.

So who else is fond of backwards words? You guessed it.

This phenomenon is more serious and more widespread than you may think, even affecting young children. Just take a look at this book of supposedly educational games,promoting activities such as a "Backwards Spelling Bee," sure to challenge even a "demon speller" [emphasis added].

Don't let your loved ones get drawn into the occult! Remember, godly people read from left to right only!

Those House Elves Won't Seem So Cute in HELL

Exodus 22:18 Suffer not a witch to live.

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

Every day we hear how great those Harry Potter books are--So imaginative! So entertaining! And they're getting kids excited about reading--that's a wonderful thing, right? Yes, Satan can always package evil attractively.So it's no surprise who loves Harry Potter.

It is imperative that you shield your children from these books and movies in any way you can. Mark 9:47 teaches "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire." Hopefully it won't be necessary to gouge your children's eyes out, but should it come to that, remember that eternal damnation is infinitely worse than a few years of being called "Blinky" in school.

Revealing Her True Face

Revelation 17:3, "So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns."

Kill Them With Kindness

"When you get, give; when you learn, teach!" — Oprah

Hidden in the depths of the beast's online lair, I have found suggestions for how you too can use and improve your life. One way to do this: create a "kindness chain."

• Do something nice for someone else, that's it! Encourage them to "pass it on" so the chain isn't broken.

Of course the recipe is simple. What are you supposed to pass on? Kindness? Let's see the next step.

• Create a Kindness Journal to document your chain as it grows! On the inside cover of a notebook, write your name and address, and ask that the journal be returned to you when it is full. Write down your first good deed and give the journal to the person you did something nice for so they can do the same for someone else! This creates a great book of inspiring stories.

A great book of inspiring stories, as well as a list of names to be used at a later, more troublesome time.

• Perform your good deeds in your community, at school, in the dorm or at work. You can choose one of your friends, a random acquaintance or a group of people.

The message - the more people you infect, the better.

• Start as big or small as you like! Cookies, housecleaning, baby-sitting and even an e-Card audio greeting can make a great link in a Kindness Chain.

Masked as kindness, this list is suggesting the spread of Oprah love and worship. When you feed the meter of the poor quarterless person and they ask you to explain the motivation for your generosity, you will explain that it was Oprah, and her live-giving tips that helped you and will ultimately make the world a better place. You will feel good about yourself, but so do people with HIV who don't yet realize they are infected - they think they are celebrating "love" and spreading it to others, when really it is death disguised.

Don't become a victim or spread the disease. Just say no to Oprah. And kindness.