Those House Elves Won't Seem So Cute in HELL

Exodus 22:18 Suffer not a witch to live.

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

Every day we hear how great those Harry Potter books are--So imaginative! So entertaining! And they're getting kids excited about reading--that's a wonderful thing, right? Yes, Satan can always package evil attractively.So it's no surprise who loves Harry Potter.

It is imperative that you shield your children from these books and movies in any way you can. Mark 9:47 teaches "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire." Hopefully it won't be necessary to gouge your children's eyes out, but should it come to that, remember that eternal damnation is infinitely worse than a few years of being called "Blinky" in school.

Revealing Her True Face

Revelation 17:3, "So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns."

Kill Them With Kindness

"When you get, give; when you learn, teach!" — Oprah

Hidden in the depths of the beast's online lair, I have found suggestions for how you too can use and improve your life. One way to do this: create a "kindness chain."

• Do something nice for someone else, that's it! Encourage them to "pass it on" so the chain isn't broken.

Of course the recipe is simple. What are you supposed to pass on? Kindness? Let's see the next step.

• Create a Kindness Journal to document your chain as it grows! On the inside cover of a notebook, write your name and address, and ask that the journal be returned to you when it is full. Write down your first good deed and give the journal to the person you did something nice for so they can do the same for someone else! This creates a great book of inspiring stories.

A great book of inspiring stories, as well as a list of names to be used at a later, more troublesome time.

• Perform your good deeds in your community, at school, in the dorm or at work. You can choose one of your friends, a random acquaintance or a group of people.

The message - the more people you infect, the better.

• Start as big or small as you like! Cookies, housecleaning, baby-sitting and even an e-Card audio greeting can make a great link in a Kindness Chain.

Masked as kindness, this list is suggesting the spread of Oprah love and worship. When you feed the meter of the poor quarterless person and they ask you to explain the motivation for your generosity, you will explain that it was Oprah, and her live-giving tips that helped you and will ultimately make the world a better place. You will feel good about yourself, but so do people with HIV who don't yet realize they are infected - they think they are celebrating "love" and spreading it to others, when really it is death disguised.

Don't become a victim or spread the disease. Just say no to Oprah. And kindness.

Housework: Just Another of Satan's Ploys

Oprah.com is full of housecleaning tips from Clean Sweep's Peter Walsh. (Note where he is called an "organizational guru"--how New Age can you get?)He lists ten ways of dealing with clutter (an obvious mockery of the Ten Commandments):

HOW TO KEEP YOUR HOUSE CLUTTER-FREE

1. Tackle messes one room at a time.
2. When you buy something new, practice the "in-out rule:" For every one new item, get rid of an old one.
3. Create intimacy in the master bedroom. Remember that improvements in one room can spread to the rest of the house.
4. Make cleaning up fun for your kids.
5. Create a vision for the room you're cleaning.
6. Teach your kids how to sort.
7. Use a hanger system to determine which clothes you wear most.
8. Ask yourself if you really need something. If you hesitate, you don't.
9. Establish a "magic triangle" in your kitchen between the stove, refrigerator and the sink. Keep the items you use most in that area.
10. Identify useful utensils with the cardboard box test.

Never mind the inherent dishonesty in this list. (Items 1 and 3 essentially say the same thing, as do 4 and 6. Couldn't he come up with ten things? And don't even get us started on whatever witchcraft is involved in a "magic triangle.")The real issue here is that housework is nothing but a worldly concern, as illustrated by the story of Mary and Martha.

Luke 10:38-42 Now it came to pass, as they went, that he entered into a certain village: and a certain woman named Martha received him into her house. And she had a sister called Mary, which also sat at Jesus' feet, and heard his word. But Martha was cumbered about much serving, and came to him, and said, Lord, dost thou not care that my sister hath left me to serve alone? bid her therefore that she help me. And Jesus answered and said unto her, Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many things: But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.

When we focus on things not of the spirit, we miss out on the good part, the teachings of our Lord. This week, leave that bed unmade. Let the dirty dishes pile up. Let mold grow in the shower. Do it for Jesus.

Oprah's School: It Takes a Village to Brainwash a Child

Mark 13:12 "Now the brother shall betray the brother to death, and the father the son; and children shall rise up against [their] parents, and shall cause them to be put to death."

We know from the Bible that the Antichrist will be even more anti-family than Hillary Clinton. In the end times, children will be turned against their parents, even allowing them to be put to death. How will this come about? First, they must be separated from their parents' teaching. It has been reported that students at Oprah's school in Johannesburg are only allowed visits from their parents once a month. That leaves plenty of time for them to be indoctrinated with all sorts of dangerous ideas. Oprah argues that her strict rules are there to "protect" the girls, but we must ask, protect them from what? From real danger, or from godly parenting?

Did You Really Think It Would Start With A Headstamp?

"He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666" (Rev. 13:16-18).

So often we think of the "mark of the beast" as the number 666. While this phenomenon is sure to come, how do you suppose people will willingly accept this branding knowing this in advance? Have we all not seen The Omen and sworn we would never be marked like Damien? Certainly even unbelievers recoil at this blatant representation of evil.

A closer look at the scriptures reveals that the mark can also be "the name of the beast"; a closer look at Oprah's Boutique shows us how close she is. Here, "fans" of Oprah can willingly
purchase products displaying her name, her signature, her mark. Cleverly disguised in pajamas, baseball caps, and coffee mugs, unwitting millions are already marked, and Oprah has made her first move in penetrating the world's psyche and mesmerizing people with fashionable key chains and bath towels displaying her "logo."

Be on guard - The Oprah Winfrey Show Frosted Candle for $13.00 "will instantly create a warm and inviting atmosphere with this lovely white candle in a frosted glass holder. Features the elegant "O" logo on one side and the "The Oprah Winfrey Show" on the other, both in pretty blue-on-blue."

Is it pretty? Yes. Does it smell good? Absolutely. Does it BURN? You bet it does. Don't go down with it.

Toni Morrison Did Not Die for Your Sins

We know that the Antichrist will hate the Bible:

Mark 4:15 "And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts."

It's no secret that Oprah loves books. But among the scores of books in her famed book club, what book is noticably absent? That's right--God's holy word is nowhere to be found, unless she thinks this counts. Is the one book with the key to salvation just not important enough? Was it more important for her millions of fans to read James Frey's lies than our Lord's truth?

Friends, The Book of Ruth can't compare to the book of Ruth. Where the Heart Is won't tell you how to let Jesus into your heart (and the movie was so-so). Instead of reading Fall on Your Knees, why not fall on your knees and pray for forgiveness today?

"See to it that you are not taken captive by hollow and deceptive philosophy that depends more on the teachings of this world than on Christ." Colossians 2:8