More reader responses:

Anonymous writes:

What is your contibution to the world? Hate, anger or is it jeolousy? Oprah's guidance has brought more people closer to God than your deep fried ham balls and book burning. Rather go find God's love and live in His Glory!
Be blessed!


Dear Anonymous,

Don't knock 'em until you've tried 'em:

Deep-Fried Ham Balls

8 oz, ham minced
2 scallions, minced
3 eggs, beaten
4 slices Wonder bread crumbs
2 T. flour
½ cup crumbled bacon
2 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. dry mustard
Oil for deep-frying
Mix all ingredients. Shape into walnut-size balls. Deep fry until golden brown and serve with cheesy ranch dipping sauce (1 C Cheez Whiz mixed with 1 C Ranch dressing).

Anonymous writes:

I don't understand what is a joke and what is serious. But it's all ^%$# funny.

Dear Anonymous,

I assure you, friend, that Hell is not ^%$# funny.