Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Open House!

We're pleased to announce that OprahTruth Ministries will be hosting its annual cookout and book burning this Friday, September 26. We'll be serving up our famous deep-fried ham balls with cheesy ranch dipping sauce and "partying down" to a local DC Talk cover band. This event will be held at our secret headquarters in Florida--the Lord will provide the faithful with directions.


danielle said...

Beep Beep? I think I know the location.

Anonymous said...

I had such a fabulous time at the cookout. Roasting marshmallows over burning copies of Faulkner and Toni Morrison novels was fantastic!

Thanks for continuing your mission of spreading the truth. And, for the boxed wine!

Anonymous said...

What is your contibution to the world?

Hate, anger or is it jeolousy?

Oprah's guidance has brought more people closer to God than your deep fried ham balls and book burning.

Rather go find God's love and live in His Glory!

Be blessed!