Our OWN Problem--And Yours

Friends, we are still here!

So why the hiatus, you ask? Did we go on another country ham bender?


Sadly, no. We've had to scale back our operations due to lack of funds. Our country's economic crisis (brought on by O'Bama's job-killing health care law act)is partly to blame. Additionally, we've experienced a sharp decrease in love offerings following the Antichrist's announcement that this will be the last season of her wicked television program. Folks heard about this and apparently decided that our ministry was no longer needed. Didn't we win the battle? Without her show, the Black and Angry One is no longer a threat, right?

Wrong.

It seems one show just wasn't enough for her. The next phase of her plan for world domination includes getting her own network, so she can fill our children's minds
with filth 24/7. We haven't given up hope, though. With help from our loyal flock, we can still win back our nation's airwaves for the Lord.

In the meantime, though, we've had to take on part-time jobs to pay the bills--anointing oil and fryolators aren't free. We're now working at a charming bookstore, one that only carries serious books for adults. But never fear--we'll still be checking in as often as possible.

Praise the Lord!

Keep "Banned Books" in "Banned Books Week"!

As our loyal readers know, we here at OprahTruth Ministries have been busy celebrating Banned Books Week. More specifically, we've been using it to launch our new LibraryTruth Project, an effort to rid our public libraries of Oprah's Book Club filth. Upon closer inspection of the Banned Books Week website, however, we have discovered that most of the events they've planned for this week are in fact against banning books. When did this secular war on Banned Books Week start? I guess it just goes to show that you can't always take a website at face value. It's sad, though, to see the extent to which unsaved liberals have infiltrated our culture--they snap their fingers and suddenly dozens of library science majors around the country are making bulletin boards! Who will protect our children in all of this?

It's not a total waste, though--our mission remains the same. We still remember the reason for the season!!!

Oprah's Book Club Goes after Our Kids!

Luke 18:16 Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.


We here at the LibraryTruth Project are pleased to announce that we have had an enormously successful Banned Books Week so far, and we still hope to cleanse as many libraries as possible by the end of the week! Unfortunately, completely ridding our taxpayer-funded libraries of Oprah's Book Club is a much larger undertaking, as her lies reach far and wide--she's even targeting innocent children!

What kind of filth is the Antichrist pushing on our kids? How about Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book, a charming little tale that teaches children that it's all right to dabble in magic and demon worship, that it's fun and educational to communicate with the undead, that ghosts and werewolves and British people are fine and dandy. Is this what you want your children reading?

If not, there are two ways to take our country back: a) homeschool your kids, and b) donate to the LibraryTruth Project today!

Say You're NOT One of Them!

Banned Books Week begins today! (Could starting a week on Saturday be another assault on the Christian calendar? We wouldn't put anything past secular liberals!) That means it's the perfect time to join the LibraryTruth Project and help remove Oprah's lies from taxpayer-supported public libraries.

The Antichrist recently announced her latest infernal book club selection: Uwem Akpan's Say You're One of Them. In case the author's demonic-sounding name isn't enough to scare you away, just look at the first story, "An Ex-Mas Feast." The word "X-mas" is, of course, a product of the secular war on Christmas, which plays right into Oprah's hands. Don't be deceived--join the fight today!

Home Schooling--One Step Further!

Christian warrior Kirk Cameron recently produced a documentary which reveals some troubling statistics: Did you know that in our nation's top 50 colleges and universities, over 54 percent of professors surveyed said they would describe themselves as atheists or agnostics? Additionally, 37 percent responded that they were Buddhist, 12 percent Wiccan, and the remaining 24 percent of the people responsible for educating tomorrow's leaders are in fact Muslims who worship Barack Obama. Fact. Given the ivory tower's loopy worldview, it's no wonder academics are so quick to accept Darwin's "theory" of evolution (a doctrine Oprah promotes heavily among her followers).



What are Christian families to do? Should we deny our children the opportunities that a college degree affords them? Or should we send them off to be brainwashed by pot-smoking atheist sodomites?

Here's a suggestion--since homeschooling is so effective in raising Godly children, why not continue homeschooling your adult children? Write today for an official OprahTruth Ministries "Professor Mom" Home University kit! It comes with a King James Bible, a year's supply of Ramen noodles, and a pack of college-ruled notebook paper--a $99 value, for only $69! With our kit, you'll learn how to talk to your children about serious intellectual questions. Order today and receive a free poster of Mr. Cameron, suitable for framing!

"Train up a child in the way he should go..." Proverbs 22:6

Obama's mass brainwashing of public school students is just the latest liberal attempt at making our children ripe for demon possession. Every day, millions of innocent children are told that prayer is against the rules, that homosexuality is fine and dandy "as long as they love each other," that humans come from some sort of chimp that crawled out of the swamp in the year 1,000,000 B.J. Private school students and children who are homeschooled are the only ones who ever get a chance to learn the truth. Of course, people like Oprah trivialize the concept of home schooling, because they're afraid of what could happen if we all started taking our responsibilities as parents seriously. Protect your children from public school indoctrination!

Open House a Great Success!

Thanks to all who came out to the OprahTruth Ministries Open House! It was a damp September evening, but we kept warm by the light of the fire. It was a wonderful evening of fellowship and deep-fried ham balls!