Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Big Lie

Oprah Tops Forbes' List of Power Players
By ERIN CARLSON, Associated Press Writer

NEW YORK - Oprah Winfrey continues to take over the world. The media mogul is back on top of Forbes' annual "Celebrity 100 Power List," which ranks the rich and famous based on earnings and buzz.

Winfrey, who came in third last year, was the top money-maker with an estimated income of $260 million over the past 12 months. She last topped the list in 2005.

"The woman is making history every single year," said Lea Goldman, a Forbes associate editor who oversaw the list. "It's not as if she's sitting on her laurels enjoying the show."

Winfrey's Harpo Productions is a partner on celebrity chef Rachael Ray's popular syndicated daytime talk show, which debuted last September. Harpo is launching its first prime-time series, "Oprah's Big Give," a reality contest in which contestants compete in philanthropy, and Winfrey also produced the Broadway show "The Color Purple."

Friends, the signs are everywhere. Do you see them? Oprah would not be so wealthy if countless millions were not already under her spell. The worse news - the prime-time series. Now Oprah will have access to more millions. In addition to the brainless housewives who have nothing better to do than watch her show and eat ice cream, she now will get her evil clutches into the mindless working class, who will probably be drunk by the time her show airs, making them more susceptible to her deceptions. "The Big Give" is likely to elicit lots of tears, but not as many as Armageddon.

And, Rachel Ray? Antichrist is attempting to permeate every facet of our lives. I urge you, kill your television before it kills you.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Don't Even Get Us Started on Anagrams

It is an established fact that backwards language is a favorite tool of Satan. When popular group ELO sings, "We'll see if eternal life is meant to be," played backwards the message is "For He is the nasty one - Christ, you're infernal." In Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven, the backwards lyrics say, "Satan is Lord," "I'll give you 6-6-6," "Jesus betrayed us," and "I sing because I live with Satan." And, of course, the words to the Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps" backwards are as follows:

Knurt ruoy edisni knuj taht lla?
Knuj taht lla htiw od 'nog uoy tahw?

We don't even want to know what that means.

So who else is fond of backwards words? You guessed it.

This phenomenon is more serious and more widespread than you may think, even affecting young children. Just take a look at this book of supposedly educational games,promoting activities such as a "Backwards Spelling Bee," sure to challenge even a "demon speller" [emphasis added].

Don't let your loved ones get drawn into the occult! Remember, godly people read from left to right only!