Wednesday, February 2, 2011

If God Didn't Want Us to Eat Meat, He Wouldn't Have Made It out of Animals

In her latest affront to Our Lord, yesterday Oprah kicked off her Vegan Challenge, openly flaunting Genesis 1:26-28, where man is given dominion over animals.

Fight back now! Here once again is our recipe for Deep-Fried Ham Balls:

8 oz, ham minced
2 scallions, minced
3 eggs, beaten
4 slices Wonder bread crumbs
2 T. flour
½ cup crumbled bacon
2 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. dry mustard
Oil for deep-frying
Mix all ingredients. Shape into walnut-size balls. Deep fry until golden brown and serve with cheesy ranch dipping sauce (1 C Cheez Whiz mixed with 1 C Ranch dressing).