Monday, November 3, 2008
More Evidence Looms: Oprah = Satan
As if there weren’t enough evidence showing that Oprah wants us all desperately to follow her to Hell, she boldly published a list of “The Top 20 Things Oprah Knows For Sure” in her online magazine this month. Not only is her confidence suspect, but her second entry—second!—is “You define your own life. Don't let other people write your script.” Funny, Oprah, I thought Jesus defined my life. I thought the Bible was my script. And as if that weren’t enough, she goes on to place “When people show you who they are, believe them the first time” at number four. We all know that Jesus, our Lord, said, "Take heed that no man lead you astray. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ; and shall lead many astray" (Matthew 24:4,5). If we have it Oprah’s way, we’ll all be welcoming Satan into our hearts the first time he appears to us, no questions asked. Well not this girl, Oprah! Not this time.
It is our duty to Jesus, our only Lord and savior, to question these ridiculous Oprah-isms lest we wind up as one of the damned http://www.officialdamned.com/. I have faith that we can unite and fight this demon!
Posted by lisanikol at 7:21 AM