Monday, November 3, 2008

More Evidence Looms: Oprah = Satan


As if there weren’t enough evidence showing that Oprah wants us all desperately to follow her to Hell, she boldly published a list of “The Top 20 Things Oprah Knows For Sure” in her online magazine this month. Not only is her confidence suspect, but her second entry—second!—is “You define your own life. Don't let other people write your script.” Funny, Oprah, I thought Jesus defined my life. I thought the Bible was my script. And as if that weren’t enough, she goes on to place “When people show you who they are, believe them the first time” at number four. We all know that Jesus, our Lord, said, "Take heed that no man lead you astray. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ; and shall lead many astray" (Matthew 24:4,5). If we have it Oprah’s way, we’ll all be welcoming Satan into our hearts the first time he appears to us, no questions asked. Well not this girl, Oprah! Not this time.

It is our duty to Jesus, our only Lord and savior, to question these ridiculous Oprah-isms lest we wind up as one of the damned http://www.officialdamned.com/. I have faith that we can unite and fight this demon!

6 comments:

Melissa said...

WOW-This is great and oh so true.

Anonymous said...

She didn't say when they "tell" you who they are, she said when they "show" you who they are, believe them. But I don't know why I'm wasting my time commenting on a site that is only viewed by people so clouded with fear and condemnation that they have completely lost their connection to Jesus' true message of love. This site makes me very sad. May Jesus wake us all up.

Anonymous said...

What a load of nonsense. I too am a Christian and what you are writing is not Christlike behaviour at all. You are tarnishing someones reputationn without any evidence at all, which is no better that a witch hunt of old. If you say you are Christian , beware of what you are doing to others. Christian paranio is the worst kind of beligerence.

Anonymous said...

ok how retarded are some people. FUCK JESUS AND FUCK OPRAH. you BOTH dont know shit. stop believing in goddamn fairy tales and grow the fuck up. stop fearing death, fearing death creates stupid fairy tales of heaven and hell.

Anonymous said...

The religion you yourself subscribe to is what stagnates mankind. There are no more judgemental poeople on this earth then the once who are relogious and think they know "the truth". And that is something ONLY God can do. What you believe is totaly beside the point. You need to live your life the best way you can and stop judging others.

Anonymous said...

Okay, this is just ridiculous. Don't you people have anything better to do? For one thing God makes it VERY clear that we cannot judge the hearts of man, only He can... If you don't know that maybe you should open it up and stop using Gods word to hurt others and take it in to your own life and use it to pin point your own hearts. This is upsetting that you are doing this to someone.. I do not agree with these tactics and what a poor example of the true love of God... If you don't agree with her fine.. you don't have to that's free choice that God gives us but I would bet to say that someone who is focusing so much of their attention on Oprah needs to maybe look inside and deal with their own life and maybe focus on things that really matter. You don't like the tv show? TURN IT OFF!!! I do not watch Oprah myself but I do not agree with the tactics you are using... I know deep down that you feel you are in the right.. but if we go by our feelings then we are led astray (that's in the Bible as well) Thats a HUGE accusation to put on someone and its loveless. If you truly have come into contact with the true living God - then why are you not on your knees and praying for the better for others and God's will to prosper? This is a huge mockery on what God really is and once again shows how man-made religion strips the worlds view of a God that is truly loving and merciful... its no wonder so many people are turned off by chrisitanity.. look at how we act! look at how we treat others! this is an ache for the ones out there who truly do care about others no matter what background they come from and what they choose.. remember how much God loved and still loves you in all your mistakes and human errors and how patient He is with you in all your ways? I agree with one blogger: I would say that this is being operated out of fear and remember: "Fear is not of God"