Thursday, January 20, 2011

Our OWN Problem--And Yours

Friends, we are still here!

So why the hiatus, you ask? Did we go on another country ham bender?


Sadly, no. We've had to scale back our operations due to lack of funds. Our country's economic crisis (brought on by O'Bama's job-killing health care law act)is partly to blame. Additionally, we've experienced a sharp decrease in love offerings following the Antichrist's announcement that this will be the last season of her wicked television program. Folks heard about this and apparently decided that our ministry was no longer needed. Didn't we win the battle? Without her show, the Black and Angry One is no longer a threat, right?

Wrong.


It seems one show just wasn't enough for her. The next phase of her plan for world domination includes getting her own network, so she can fill our children's minds
with filth 24/7. We haven't given up hope, though. With help from our loyal flock, we can still win back our nation's airwaves for the Lord.

In the meantime, though, we've had to take on part-time jobs to pay the bills--anointing oil and fryolators aren't free. We're now working at a charming bookstore, one that only carries serious books for adults. But never fear--we'll still be checking in as often as possible.

Praise the Lord!

2 comments:

Snow said...

This blog is just more evidence that there is no God. Let me guess... you folks are white Christians right? Mm hmm. Let's us have a good old fashioned Klan gatherin. If Jesus were really magic and saw this blog, he'd never stop throwing up! Obama has done more good in 2 years than W ever could. Jesus, Oprah. Oprah, Jesus. H Christ!

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