Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Keep "Banned Books" in "Banned Books Week"!


As our loyal readers know, we here at OprahTruth Ministries have been busy celebrating Banned Books Week. More specifically, we've been using it to launch our new LibraryTruth Project, an effort to rid our public libraries of Oprah's Book Club filth. Upon closer inspection of the Banned Books Week website, however, we have discovered that most of the events they've planned for this week are in fact against banning books. When did this secular war on Banned Books Week start? I guess it just goes to show that you can't always take a website at face value. It's sad, though, to see the extent to which unsaved liberals have infiltrated our culture--they snap their fingers and suddenly dozens of library science majors around the country are making bulletin boards! Who will protect our children in all of this?

It's not a total waste, though--our mission remains the same. We still remember the reason for the season!!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very clever blog. Has Oprah sent you your paycheck yet?

Anonymous said...

Honestly i respect your right to have a opiuion but to openly bash another human, is wrong, you preach religion, but yoou stand for the oposit morals. You say oprah is teaching kids to worship demons and pratice whitch craft, you teach them to be ignorant hatefull people who bash other people who share different ideals of what is right. YOU are whats wrong with this country YOU are what is evil in the world and untill YOU open your blind fucking eyes, and see anyone and EVERYONE has a write to believe what they want with out being judged. Than YOU will conitnue being the problem. Grow the fuck up, Get a life, And try...dear god, try to not be such a stupid goddamm dumbshit mother fucker!!!!

Ben Davis said...

You people are pathetic. You contradict everything you stand for. Be honest, just because Oprah has a huge base of listeners, and doesn't exploit this to push YOUR religion and views on them. You feel the need to spread crappy stories about her. You throw your toys out the cot. You people are nothing but pathetic, and i think you should do the world a favour and go kill yourselves. Please. I think You will be very surprised to see what side you end up on.

Anonymous said...

As a christian Í am upset at Oprahs teachings. Of course there should be no 'sin' - then someone could ask her not only to give something out of her purse but to honour Jesus words of 'no rich man can enter the Kingdom of God'

But to riot libraries and force books out - are you out of your mind? Is this Goebbels in Hitler Germany? BANNING BOOKS??!!

Jesus says turn the other cheek...

Anonymous said...

Oprah ate my children. I was there.