Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Keep "Banned Books" in "Banned Books Week"!


As our loyal readers know, we here at OprahTruth Ministries have been busy celebrating Banned Books Week. More specifically, we've been using it to launch our new LibraryTruth Project, an effort to rid our public libraries of Oprah's Book Club filth. Upon closer inspection of the Banned Books Week website, however, we have discovered that most of the events they've planned for this week are in fact against banning books. When did this secular war on Banned Books Week start? I guess it just goes to show that you can't always take a website at face value. It's sad, though, to see the extent to which unsaved liberals have infiltrated our culture--they snap their fingers and suddenly dozens of library science majors around the country are making bulletin boards! Who will protect our children in all of this?

It's not a total waste, though--our mission remains the same. We still remember the reason for the season!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very clever blog. Has Oprah sent you your paycheck yet?

Anonymous said...

As a christian Í am upset at Oprahs teachings. Of course there should be no 'sin' - then someone could ask her not only to give something out of her purse but to honour Jesus words of 'no rich man can enter the Kingdom of God'

But to riot libraries and force books out - are you out of your mind? Is this Goebbels in Hitler Germany? BANNING BOOKS??!!

Jesus says turn the other cheek...

Anonymous said...

Oprah ate my children. I was there.