Thursday, July 21, 2011

Homosexuality--There's Nothing "Gay" About It!

We'd like to send out a hearty "Amen" this week to Janet Boynes, activist and friend to presidential candidate Michele Bachman, for her tireless efforts in ministering to the gay. Her memoir Called Out: A Former Lesbian's Discovery of Freedom details her own struggle from lesbianism to Godly Womanhood.



If the righteous don't stand up for the Lord and intervene, Boynes predicts that over half of U.S. children will soon be raised by gay couples. That's because prolonged exposure to the gay can actually turn Godly straight people!

As women of God striving to live lives worthy of Him, we understand the temptations posed by the homosexual lifestyle all too well. We live in a world where Oprah Winfrey can openly flaunt her relationship with a person named Gay le King. It's especially difficult nowadays,with they gays out there recruiting and making their lifestyle look so desirable. I mean, who hasn't been flipping channels and accidentally caught a glimpse of the Rachel Maddow Show...and just gazed into her deep brown eyes and imagined gently removing those black frame glasses...peeling off that stylish-yet-practical blazer...Oh, Rachel, tell me again about the debt ceiling...slowly...

I'm sorry, where were we? Pray for America or something. God bless.

4 comments:

Sarah Redmond said...

After Oprah Truth Ministry's damning discovery that an anagram for Oprah Winfrey is "Whore Pain Fry", I have also discovered that an anagram for Gayle King is "Gay Leg Ink". I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good.

An anagram for truth-teller and true conservative christian Sarah Palin, however, is "Has Anal Rip." God bless Governor Palin for having letters in her name that also warn us of the horrors of a gay lifestyle! And God bless this ministry's good work!

KT said...

Those who write their names in Satan's book use gay leg ink.

realfaith said...

Hahahahahahaha!!! LOVE Rupaul! this whole page is self indulgent. what a joke...

the KITSILANO Band said...

Words are made from letters. Letters are the product of numbers and numbers manifest as reality. One proof of this structure has emerged as the Cyber System driving these computers.

Ms. Winfrey has made the world a better place by her successes, but by her failures as well, and the way she has managed both.

Your agenda is a bit narrow when the world is so chock full of evil that we really only need to remember that Life is a spiritual event, not merely physical.