Monday, September 15, 2008

Hold the Phone!

We may have been too hasty in printing up those 10,000 "OprahTruth for Palin" T-shirts we ordered two weeks ago, in light of this breaking news from

Sarah Palin welcomes Oprah to Alaska
Posted by GeorgeBruno on Monday, September 15, 2008 10:49:10 PM
Says Sarah Palin:
"...Alaska would welcome Oprah up here. She'd love it. The fresh clean air, the invigorating atmosphere. We'd love to have Oprah come up for a stay..."

We here at OprahTruth ministries have no idea what to make of this. What kind of Godly woman would invite the Antichrist into her home? Unless she plans to kill and field dress Oprah (which our lawyers inform us we cannot openly endorse, even using euphemisms, code words, or Pig Latin), we must withdraw our support for McCain/Palin.

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