In this bizarre back and forthing, it appears that Oprah has now said that she would "love to have her (Sarah Palin) on her show after the election." This public display of affection enforces my theory that Oprah's true agenda is not to support the candidate she believes in, but to get her Satanic claws into all possible rulers of this country so that she can influence them once in office. (It would have been great for her if Mitt Romney had been nominated.) But here at OprahTruth Ministries, we believe that Sarah Palin may be more than just a misguided lipstick-wearing pitbull (another similarity to Oprah) - she may be the prostitute.
It is written:
Then the angel said to me, "The waters you saw, where the prostitute sits, are peoples, multitudes, nations and languages. The beast and the ten horns you saw will hate the prostitute. They will bring her to ruin and leave her naked; they will eat her flesh and burn her with fire.
Friends, it could be argued that Sarah Palin has simply slipped under the spell of the beast, that her spiritual defenses have failed her in her effort to befriend Oprah, and now Oprah has responded with this invitation of her own. But while you are lounging around in your PJs drinking coffee, watching General Hospital, and reading Yahoo OMG! waiting for Oprah to appear on your TV to bestow feel-good womanly wisdom, you must understand the darkness underneath.
Forget about voting for Sarah. We must start a campaign to save her. And her five beautiful children.
3 comments:
HOW DARE U WRITE THESE HORIBLE THINGS ABOUT OPRAH SO SOON AFTER SHE PASSED AWAY? DONT U HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HER FAMILY AND LOVED ONES AND FOR THEIR LOSS? WHY MUST U SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD? THIS IS SICKENING ME!!!!! U SHOULD BE A SHAMED!
Dear sir,
I demand that you remove this garbage immediately! It is not funny! Oprah was a kind and spiritual woman who helped many unfortunate poeple both in America and abroad. Why do you feel the need to tarnish her memory with these lies? Do you have no concern for the feelings of those still greiving Oprah's passing? Have you considered how Gail or Stedman would feel if they came across these hateful words? You need to go on Dr. Phil and let him help you because you are obviously sick and perverted! Do the right thing and shut down this abomination!
She's got my vote for Vice Prostitute. Ooooohh yeah. She's got the purdy. Even if she is a head crab zombie attached to that other lady's body!
[votes for the VP over and over and over]
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