Is Oprah Dead?

You can imagine our surprise at reading the numerous messages circulating the web today, all proclaiming that Oprah Winfrey is dead. So is it true? Sadly, it's a hoax.

We're not sure what kind of twisted soul would start a fictional blog about Oprah just to fool people--perhaps this rumor was even created by her own minions, in the hopes that OprahTruth Ministries would let down its guard. But be assured, the Antichrist still walks among us.

And now for some reader responses:

Anonymous writes:
Dear sir,
I demand that you remove this garbage immediately! It is not funny! Oprah was a kind and spiritual woman who helped many unfortunate poeple both in America and abroad. Why do you feel the need to tarnish her memory with these lies? Do you have no concern for the feelings of those still greiving Oprah's passing? Have you considered how Gail or Stedman would feel if they came across these hateful words? You need to go on Dr. Phil and let him help you because you are obviously sick and perverted! Do the right thing and shut down this abomination!

Dear madam,
No, there is nothing funny about our work here. We are engaging in spiritual warfare of the highest order. And while we have no way of knowing how Oprah's minions would feel about it, we hope that they might realize the error of their ways. As for Dr. Phil, I don't know why so many people go to that fat man for dieting advice, but the only explanation I can think of is that Satanic forces are at work there.

Anonymous writes:
HOW DARE U WRITE THESE HORIBLE THINGS ABOUT OPRAH SO SOON AFTER SHE PASSED AWAY? DONT U HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HER FAMILY AND LOVED ONES AND FOR THEIR LOSS? WHY MUST U SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD? THIS IS SICKENING ME!!!!! U SHOULD BE A SHAMED!

No, U should be ashamed, for following the Antichrist and for ignoring your English teachers. Thanks for reading!

In closing, don't believe everything you read on the internet. Always get your information from a reliable source.