Friday, September 18, 2009

A New Strategy for Truth

We have been asking our friends to pray for OprahTruth Ministries in how we can bring our message to a larger portion of Oprah's brainwashed minions. As you know, in addition to reading this blog, you can now follow us on Twitter. But a vision of a new, bold campaign has been given to one of our prayer warriors and we need your support.

The Leaders of OprahTruth Ministries are going to pursue a LIVE appearance on Oprah's talk show to confront Antichrist face-to-face. Her website lists the following "hot topics" for upcoming shows:
  • Do you find motherhood difficult?
  • Are you the world's BIGGEST Garage Sale Queen?
  • Do you want a nutrition makeover?
  • Are You On The Brink Of Divorce?
  • Do You Want an Easy Eco-Makeover?
  • Do you need to lose 100 pounds or more?
While we don't want to be deceptive, we also know the cowardly nature of the Antichrist, and she will certainly not face us intentionally. So, in an effort to get the feet of truth in the door, we ask you to pray about how we should approach one of the above topics. Difficult motherhood? Garage Sale Queen? Nutrition makeover? Divorce? Eco-Makeover (we aren't actually sure what this is)? 100 pounds overweight? Whatever we choose, we feel confident we can approach it from an upstanding, spiritual angle. Then, once cozily lounging on the couch of the Beast, we will douse her with the truth and see what happens.

Let us know what you think!


sword of truth said...

Rather than going for Oprah, why not go after the media barrons that buy and pay for Oprah, Glen Beck, Mike Rivero and the like who cover us all with lies and deception of the new world order from the time we awake till the time we go to sleep. They only present what they are allowed to present. Trying to identify the Antichrist is such a diversion and waste of time when the real architecture of evil is puppeteering Obama, Brown and their other minions. Go to and start aiming for bigger targets. PS.missed those ham balls...dang!

KT said...

The things of this world are ultimately meaningless--all that matters is spiritual warfare!

As for the ham balls, here's the recipe:

8 oz, ham minced
2 scallions, minced
3 eggs, beaten
4 slices Wonder bread crumbs
2 T. flour
½ cup crumbled bacon
2 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. dry mustard
Oil for deep-frying
Mix all ingredients. Shape into walnut-size balls. Deep fry until golden brown and serve with cheesy ranch dipping sauce (1 C Cheez Whiz mixed with 1 C Ranch dressing). Enjoy!