Monday, September 28, 2009

Oprah's Book Club Goes after Our Kids!

Luke 18:16 Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.


We here at the LibraryTruth Project are pleased to announce that we have had an enormously successful Banned Books Week so far, and we still hope to cleanse as many libraries as possible by the end of the week! Unfortunately, completely ridding our taxpayer-funded libraries of Oprah's Book Club is a much larger undertaking, as her lies reach far and wide--she's even targeting innocent children!

What kind of filth is the Antichrist pushing on our kids? How about Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book, a charming little tale that teaches children that it's all right to dabble in magic and demon worship, that it's fun and educational to communicate with the undead, that ghosts and werewolves and British people are fine and dandy. Is this what you want your children reading?

If not, there are two ways to take our country back: a) homeschool your kids, and b) donate to the LibraryTruth Project today!

2 comments:

Emily. :) said...

What's wrong with British people?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what's wrong with British people? Because they have a funny accent, somehow it's wrong for our children to read? You know, maybe for someone like you who has a problem with British people, and probably, most likely black, Indian, Mexican, Japanese, Guamanian, Italian, Canandian, ok, ANYONE different than you, maybe you really shouldn't be procreating more British-Oprah-bullshit hating beings.