Thursday, September 10, 2009

Peace is for Pansies!

We weren't surprised to find this namby-pamby claptrap from Oprah's feel-good spiritual guru, Marianne Williamson. Williamson mocks our national day of mourning by offering the following "prayer": Dear God, please work a miracle among us. Turn fear into love, war into peace, the forces of death into the forces of eternal life. And so it is. Amen.

What part of Matthew 10:34 does Williamson not understand? Jesus says, "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

We feel that America has forgotten the Lord's precious message of violence. That's why the theme of this year's open house will be "Never, Ever, EVER Forget." Entertainment will be provided by a local Christian hardcore band--a delightful group of young people who'll get us all pumped up for the book/effigy burning and weenie roast. We'll have food, fellowship, and fun!


Anonymous said...

never noticed it before, but Jesus and Osama look strikingly similar...

Sarah Redmond said...

Well, as we all know, Jesus was a crackshot.

The Son of Man is such a gangsta.