Friday, September 11, 2009
When the Antichrist Goes to Sleep at Night, She Checks Her Closet for Chuck Norris
Today our thanks go out to the dedicated reader who forwarded us this editorial by none other than Chuck Norris. That's right, Walter, Texas Ranger himself! Who can forget him in Forest Gump Warrior or Fire Walker with Me? And he's got Oprah's number! Norris explains how Oprah's brand of religion "only quotes relatively benign sayings of Jesus, avoiding the more difficult ones."
Well said! All anyone wants to hear today is that wishy-washy "love thy neighbor" nonsense. But no one wants to hear that they can't steal or commit adultery or make graven images. Norris supports the National Council on Bible Curriculuum in Public Schools, an organization that promotes decent Christian values
We salute you, Lone Wolf McDuck--keep fighting the good fight!
Posted by KT at 6:44 PM