Keep "Banned Books" in "Banned Books Week"!

As our loyal readers know, we here at OprahTruth Ministries have been busy celebrating Banned Books Week. More specifically, we've been using it to launch our new LibraryTruth Project, an effort to rid our public libraries of Oprah's Book Club filth. Upon closer inspection of the Banned Books Week website, however, we have discovered that most of the events they've planned for this week are in fact against banning books. When did this secular war on Banned Books Week start? I guess it just goes to show that you can't always take a website at face value. It's sad, though, to see the extent to which unsaved liberals have infiltrated our culture--they snap their fingers and suddenly dozens of library science majors around the country are making bulletin boards! Who will protect our children in all of this?

It's not a total waste, though--our mission remains the same. We still remember the reason for the season!!!

Oprah's Book Club Goes after Our Kids!

Luke 18:16 Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.


We here at the LibraryTruth Project are pleased to announce that we have had an enormously successful Banned Books Week so far, and we still hope to cleanse as many libraries as possible by the end of the week! Unfortunately, completely ridding our taxpayer-funded libraries of Oprah's Book Club is a much larger undertaking, as her lies reach far and wide--she's even targeting innocent children!

What kind of filth is the Antichrist pushing on our kids? How about Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book, a charming little tale that teaches children that it's all right to dabble in magic and demon worship, that it's fun and educational to communicate with the undead, that ghosts and werewolves and British people are fine and dandy. Is this what you want your children reading?

If not, there are two ways to take our country back: a) homeschool your kids, and b) donate to the LibraryTruth Project today!

Say You're NOT One of Them!

Banned Books Week begins today! (Could starting a week on Saturday be another assault on the Christian calendar? We wouldn't put anything past secular liberals!) That means it's the perfect time to join the LibraryTruth Project and help remove Oprah's lies from taxpayer-supported public libraries.

The Antichrist recently announced her latest infernal book club selection: Uwem Akpan's Say You're One of Them. In case the author's demonic-sounding name isn't enough to scare you away, just look at the first story, "An Ex-Mas Feast." The word "X-mas" is, of course, a product of the secular war on Christmas, which plays right into Oprah's hands. Don't be deceived--join the fight today!

Home Schooling--One Step Further!

Christian warrior Kirk Cameron recently produced a documentary which reveals some troubling statistics: Did you know that in our nation's top 50 colleges and universities, over 54 percent of professors surveyed said they would describe themselves as atheists or agnostics? Additionally, 37 percent responded that they were Buddhist, 12 percent Wiccan, and the remaining 24 percent of the people responsible for educating tomorrow's leaders are in fact Muslims who worship Barack Obama. Fact. Given the ivory tower's loopy worldview, it's no wonder academics are so quick to accept Darwin's "theory" of evolution (a doctrine Oprah promotes heavily among her followers).



What are Christian families to do? Should we deny our children the opportunities that a college degree affords them? Or should we send them off to be brainwashed by pot-smoking atheist sodomites?

Here's a suggestion--since homeschooling is so effective in raising Godly children, why not continue homeschooling your adult children? Write today for an official OprahTruth Ministries "Professor Mom" Home University kit! It comes with a King James Bible, a year's supply of Ramen noodles, and a pack of college-ruled notebook paper--a $99 value, for only $69! With our kit, you'll learn how to talk to your children about serious intellectual questions. Order today and receive a free poster of Mr. Cameron, suitable for framing!

"Train up a child in the way he should go..." Proverbs 22:6

Obama's mass brainwashing of public school students is just the latest liberal attempt at making our children ripe for demon possession. Every day, millions of innocent children are told that prayer is against the rules, that homosexuality is fine and dandy "as long as they love each other," that humans come from some sort of chimp that crawled out of the swamp in the year 1,000,000 B.J. Private school students and children who are homeschooled are the only ones who ever get a chance to learn the truth. Of course, people like Oprah trivialize the concept of home schooling, because they're afraid of what could happen if we all started taking our responsibilities as parents seriously. Protect your children from public school indoctrination!

Open House a Great Success!

Thanks to all who came out to the OprahTruth Ministries Open House! It was a damp September evening, but we kept warm by the light of the fire. It was a wonderful evening of fellowship and deep-fried ham balls!

A New Strategy for Truth

We have been asking our friends to pray for OprahTruth Ministries in how we can bring our message to a larger portion of Oprah's brainwashed minions. As you know, in addition to reading this blog, you can now follow us on Twitter. But a vision of a new, bold campaign has been given to one of our prayer warriors and we need your support.

The Leaders of OprahTruth Ministries are going to pursue a LIVE appearance on Oprah's talk show to confront Antichrist face-to-face. Her website lists the following "hot topics" for upcoming shows:

• Do you find motherhood difficult?
• Are you the world's BIGGEST Garage Sale Queen?
• Do you want a nutrition makeover?
• Are You On The Brink Of Divorce?
• Do You Want an Easy Eco-Makeover?
• Do you need to lose 100 pounds or more?

While we don't want to be deceptive, we also know the cowardly nature of the Antichrist, and she will certainly not face us intentionally. So, in an effort to get the feet of truth in the door, we ask you to pray about how we should approach one of the above topics. Difficult motherhood? Garage Sale Queen? Nutrition makeover? Divorce? Eco-Makeover (we aren't actually sure what this is)? 100 pounds overweight? Whatever we choose, we feel confident we can approach it from an upstanding, spiritual angle. Then, once cozily lounging on the couch of the Beast, we will douse her with the truth and see what happens.

Let us know what you think!

The ABCs of the PC

While our new LibraryTruth Project is primarily dedicated to fighting the secular/New Age influence of Oprah's Book Club, we stand against all forms of brainwashing carried out in the name of "education." And today I want to talk about an issue that we feel especially strong about.

Do this right now: Go and take a look at your child's world history textbook. Now, if your child is home-schooled or attends Christian private school, that textbook begins in the logical place, with the Garden of Eden. If, however, God has not blessed you with enough money for private education (and if this is the case, you should pray to the Lord now about what you have done to displease Him), your child is being taught something very different.

Do you notice these three letters--"B.C.E."--anywhere? It stands for "Before the Common Era," and it's just one more way that liberals have found of taking God out of our schools. Apparently it's so painful for them to think about our Lord Jesus Christ that they can no longer bring themselves to say "B.C."

How can we fight back? We at the LibraryTruth Project suggest writing to your local school board and telling them that you won't stand for seeing Jesus erased from history. And just for good measure, let's go one better than "Before Christ"--let's be specific about who the Christ, the Messiah is. We'll call those 4,000 years of history "Before Jesus." Make your voices heard! Tell the liberals in charge that you don't want to look in your child's publicly-funded textbooks and see a B.C.E. after every important date. And tell them you won't settle for a B.C. either. Demand a B.J. today!

LibraryTruth: What's Next?

Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
Colossians 2:8

If you're starting your own library, all that matters is that you start with what you love.
Oprah

First of all, we'd like to say an "amen" for the love offerings that have poured in since we launched our LibraryTruth Project! (Note: We are, unfortunately, unable to use Confederate money donations at this time, but we still send thanks to our readers in Alabama.)Because of your generosity, our TruthBurners© are well on their way to getting Eckhart Tolle's Satanic tracts out of our libraries. So what now?

Our next target is David Wroblewski's The Story of Edgar Sawtelle. This novel has been described as "a riveting family saga as well as a brilliant exploration of the limits of language." What's wrong with it, you may ask, other than the author's funny foreign name? Well, take a look at Wroblewski's bio: David Wroblewski grew up in rural Wisconsin, not far from the Chequamegon National Forest where The Story of Edgar Sawtelle is set. He earned his master's degree from the Warren Wilson MFA Program for Writers and now lives in Colorado with his partner, the writer Kimberly McClintock, and their dog, Lola.

His partner?

Apparently our society has become so blase about fornication that folks like Wroblewski feel comfortable admitting it to the whole world, right there on the internet. And it's no wonder Oprah would select an author like him for her club, considering her own assault on traditional marriage.

What are you going to do the next time you take your children to the library, and they see books like Edgar Sawtelle on the shelf? What are you going to do when they ask, "Mommy, if I live in sin, can I become a famous writer, too?"

Banned Books Week starts September 26--let's celebrate by banning Oprah's deviant propaganda!

Oprah's Brainwashed Disciples

Still think Oprah isn't peddling her own religion? Watch her audience as they pray to their false idol:

Join the Cause!

Do you want your children reading about adultery and suicide? How about witchcraft? Or stream of consciousness? More importantly, do you want your tax dollars to pay for it?

That's why we've created the LibraryTruth Project, a nationwide effort to remove Oprah's book club books from our taxpayer-supported public libraries. We're starting with Eckhart Tolle's satanic manifesto, A New Earth. Our goal is to get it out of every library in the U.S. by the end of September. How can you help?

1) DONATE to the LibraryTruth Project*
2) VOLUNTEER as a TruthBurner© in your area
3) FOLLOW our tweets on Twitter #LTP

Help fight the Antichrist!




*Thanks to persecution we are facing under our socialist government, we are unable to officially solicit donations. So for now, make checks payable to the "American Library Association."

The Antichrist Glass Ceiling

We can't tell you how often we receive comments like this one:

The black and angry one is not the antichrist.

instead, it is President barack Obama.

Or this one:

The Rev. Jerry Falwell says the Antichrist is probably alive today and is a male Jew.

Everyone is sure convinced that the Antichrist couldn't possibly be a woman--but why not? We've already explained it once, but we'll explain it again; there is no reason that the Antichrist should have to be male. As Judith Butler writes, "There is no gender identity behind the expressions of gender; ... identity is performatively constituted by the very 'expressions' that are said to be its results" (Gender Trouble 25). We know who the Antichrist is--she is woman, hear her roar!

WE Believe That JESUS Is Our Future!

Oprah's 24th season kicks off tomorrow, September 14th, and what does she have planned? Glorifying crackheads, of course. So now our kids can spend all day at school learning socialism from Obama, then come home in time for Oprah's pro-drug, pro-celebrity worship, anti-Jesus hour.

We plan to spend tomorrow praying for America, from the fallout shelter beneath OprahTruth headquarters. If you care about what the antichrist is doing to this great nation, won't you pray along with us?

Father God,

We are under attack.
Our senses are tempted by book club page-turners and Rachel Ray's goodies.
We are told that Dr. Oz can heal our bodies and Dr. Phil our minds--
but what about our souls?
Protect us, O Lord, from the lies of the antichrist!
Protect us from Oprah and her servant Obama!
We don't need her "favorite things" or other earthly treasures, only Heavenly treasures!

We pray in Jesus' name,

AMEN

Please forward this prayer to all your Christian friends!!!

OprahTruth @our readers--look what's new!

As part of our continuing efforts to reach more and more folks with the truth, we are now "tweaking," as they call it, on twitter.com! Come and tweak along with us!

When the Antichrist Goes to Sleep at Night, She Checks Her Closet for Chuck Norris

Today our thanks go out to the dedicated reader who forwarded us this editorial by none other than Chuck Norris. That's right, Walter, Texas Ranger himself! Who can forget him in Forest Gump Warrior or Fire Walker with Me? And he's got Oprah's number! Norris explains how Oprah's brand of religion "only quotes relatively benign sayings of Jesus, avoiding the more difficult ones."

Well said! All anyone wants to hear today is that wishy-washy "love thy neighbor" nonsense. But no one wants to hear that they can't steal or commit adultery or make graven images. Norris supports the National Council on Bible Curriculuum in Public Schools, an organization that promotes decent Christian values

We salute you, Lone Wolf McDuck--keep fighting the good fight!

Peace is for Pansies!

We weren't surprised to find this namby-pamby claptrap from Oprah's feel-good spiritual guru, Marianne Williamson. Williamson mocks our national day of mourning by offering the following "prayer": Dear God, please work a miracle among us. Turn fear into love, war into peace, the forces of death into the forces of eternal life. And so it is. Amen.

What part of Matthew 10:34 does Williamson not understand? Jesus says, "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

We feel that America has forgotten the Lord's precious message of violence. That's why the theme of this year's open house will be "Never, Ever, EVER Forget." Entertainment will be provided by a local Christian hardcore band--a delightful group of young people who'll get us all pumped up for the book/effigy burning and weenie roast. We'll have food, fellowship, and fun!

We See Who Oprah Prays To

Good News for Godly Women!

It's not always easy keeping up with the latest technology fads, like cell phones and "mp3" players and friendster.com (and some of those are most likely tools of the beast). Many of you have written in since we first announced our new self-help series, Slavery Is Freedom! Practical Advice on How to Be a Fulfilled, Godly Woman, available in a CD box set for only $39.95. "But wait!" you said. "What if we don't have a CD player?" Well, now you're in luck! Slavery Is Freedom is now available on cassette tapes for the same crazy low price, so get out your boom box and let the obedience begin!